2022-03-01 00:00:00
He never wanted to be a military dictator, his dream was to host a show on the Cardassian food channel: “Kanar with Damar” wherein he would discuss fine beverages
Damar: Welcome we have quite the show for you tonight, the theme of this show will be non-Cardassian …
Audience: Boo Boo !!
Damar: … drinks, yes I know I know but in order to promote our wonderful wholesome Kanar foreign networks mandate a certain percentage of air time dedicate to their own [airquotes] culture [aiquotes]. For this purpose I’ve invited some [airquotes] friends [aiquotes] to talk about their beverages.
Damar: Let’s see what we’ll be tasting after the break:
Martok: The 2309 vintage of bloodwine is undeniably the best Qo’noS has ever produced.
Dukat: When I was governor of Bajor I decreased slave labor by 20% making spring wine production possible for the first time in years …
Quark: Root beer is insidious … just like the Federation.
Garak: Romulan ale is grey and plain, lacking in passion just like everything else Romulan …
Vreenak: It’s Fake News !!!
Picard: At Chateau Picard traditional techniques are still being employed to …
Dukat: But did I ever get a thank you from the Bajorans ? No, not one small statue.
Worf: Prune juice, truly a warrior’s drink.
Dukat: WHERE IS MY STATUE DAMAR ? WHERE IS MY RECOGNITION ? THIS IS NOT JUSTICE !!!
Damar: So stay tuned for “Kanar with Damar” after these words from our sponsors. We will be back This I vow with my life’s blood: for my son, for all our sons.
Add starts playing: Come to Quark’s ! Quark’s is fun …